Hank's Roast or Toast

HI, GANG
 
Good things come in small packages – Gustel was a small package, so I figured
she was a good thing to latch on to. Yes, she held up pretty well, only ten
years removed from a century. I am lucky! She’s in great shape for the shape
she is in. You want to know more about her?

Have you ever heard of a dizzy Blonde? Well she’s no Blonde, she is a dizzy
salt and pepper head----she’s so dizzy that people watching her dance with ME, 
are surprised that she can follow his lead and move her hips around with ME.  

People ask: "How can you manage to dance when you need a walker to just walk 
around?"  “I lean on him, she says, he’s my DANCING WALKER."  We lean on each 
other and help each other. For instance, she works making meals—from cans I 
OPEN for her, heats frozen food in the microwave oven that I DIG OUT OF THE 
FREEZER for her—. She’s also QUEEN of the left-over food combinations.  She’s 
lucky!  I’ll eat ANYTHING!.and, look, I'VE DONE ALL THE WORK!

I do my manly duty of washing the dishes, carry out the garbage, and the trash, 
and lock the front door every night, so nobody can sneak in and rape ME. Hey, 
hey, so I make a good husband, hey, hey, DO I HEAR “Yes”?

She tells me what to wear, and I wear what I please!
She tells me what to eat, and I eat what I please!
She tells me what to work on, and I take a nap instead. 
When she stops telling me what to do, I do almost everything she had in mind.  
Women think they rule the roost, but we men know better. YEAH, RIGHT MEN?

I work at my own speed—slow. I am a Senior Citizen who is retired and tired.  
It’s time to sit and rest again after that looong speech I gave. I deserve a 
drink. In fact, we all do. L’CHAIM to all. Many more happy and healthy years 
to my wonderful wife,          
L’CHAIM.